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The Overtly Suggestive Hobbit Convo A conversation that took place between sagen and myself after school yesterday. We were discussing this picture, which just makes me giggle insanely whenever I see it, as does this convo.Sagen: That look on Lij's face! It's like, wow, someone told me about this site and I saw a picture of this girl named Sagen and she's so beautiful I could just DIE. Sagen: Or he's buying a Tubey mug. Whatever. Me: "And guess what, Dom, she has a friend!" Sagen: "Oh, if only we liked girls." Me: "They could be our girlfriends in that giggly slumber parties and shopping trips way!" "Yeah, that would work, let's call them!" Sagen: Oh, god, the thought of shopping with hobbit boys. Sagen: "Lij, do you like the red shirt or the green one?" Sagen: "Well, Sagen, they both look absolutely FABULOUS on you, but I'd have to say the red one." Me: "Dom, try this on." "But...wha..that's.." "Just try it on. Now." Sagen: Now, that thought just may be too sick for even me. Out of my head! Shoo! Me: I'm sorry. In a fuzzy G-rated kind of way! Sagen: No, it wasn't you. It was my thought. Which accompanied your thought. Me: I'd love to know, but I won't ask. Sagen: It's been a long day. Sagen: Smallville was pretty good today. I don't know why I don't watch that show, really. Me: HoYay? Sagen: More of jealous-girls-wanting-gay-guys-yay. Which sounds sadly familiar. Me: Well that just puts a damper on it. Go away, jealous girls. Oh...wait... Sagen: We go on shopping trips with them, though. Sagen: And have sleepovers and stuff. Sagen: And the hobbits all play spin the bottle. And then Dom and Lij get in to the eyeliner and start playing with the makeup. Me: "Doooom. Did you steal my Strawberrilicious Lip Gloss again?" "*whine* But I had to go on Letterman!" Sagen: *spits water all over keyboard* Me: That keyboard is having a rough night. Sagen: "But I TOLD you, Dom, you have to ask before you use my lip gloss! And, besides, you would have still looked great in the raspberry! Why won't you listen to me, Dom?" Me: "*giggle* But Lij likes strawberries." Sagen: (as Lij)"You wanna watch some movies and eat junk food? In PRIVATE?" Me: (as Dom)"I'll get the--...er, popcorn." Sagen: "I'll change in to something more comfortable." Me: Bwah.
2003-02-27 @ 12:27 a.m. |
