Shameless Product Endorsement By PiePixie.

If you think the baby in your life is the cutest, and the most well-behaved, and the fastest-growing of them all? You are wrong, my friend. My new adopted baby cousin Xavier is. (Zay-vee-er. Not ex-ay-vee-er or zah-vee-ay or hah-vee-air.) Plus he was born on my birthday, so there.

Why didn't anyone tell me that IKEA is the best store in the universe? Probably because they didn't want me to know that I'd have to drive twelve hours to get to one. I don't care, I'm getting a U-Haul and taking a field trip. I want that bed, and that futon, and that lamp, and that rug, and I already bought those rainbow hangy lights, and I just might clean out the whole giant store. And it wouldn't even cost that much.

SPEAKING of Fab-5-approved stores, guess who will be in Atlanta next Sunday. No, guess. Carson! I'm so going. I've been imagining our conversation. It goes like this. First I tell him how much I love him and the show and everything. Then he tells me how adorable I am. Then I tell him that if they ever do shows in other states, keep Georgia in mind, because we need them here. He laughs at my charm and wit and I live happily ever after until I am shoved away by the rest of the people in line for him to sign their stupid calendars or whatever.

Of course, if it goes anything like the OTHER times I've met people of importance, I will use the words "awesome" and "thank you" a lot and not remember what it was I wanted to say. And that would be fine too. Because he's Carson.

2004-04-10 @ 2:37 p.m.

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