Homogay!

I can find homosexual undertones in absolutely anything. Or anything sexual or crude, I suppose, but HoYay! (short for homoeroticism, yay!) is my specialty. Some may call this childishness or perversion. I call it a talent.

Benji: "Here's the Ataris with your number 4 video of the week, The Boys of Summer."

Me: Snicker. The Boys of Summer.

It's such a fun game. I'll call it HoYay! Hunting. (Disclaimer: In no way to I condone stereotyping, discrimination, any of that shit. See the top of my rings page, please. It's just that, well, it's fun to find something that people in your area, Georgia, aren't used to and/or are incredibly narrow-minded about and point it out to them, therefore creating an opportunity to point out their stupidity. And with friends, it's just fun.) Shows like Smallville and plays in which men lick each other make it easy; the trick is to find it in harder places. (Heh. Harder.) Like right now, for instance, I have The Late Show with David Letterman on mute. Now, I think that Dave and Paul Shaffer and having an illicit affair. Right now, they're sharing glances of longing and lust over Kate Hudson's twittering blonde head.

Ok. Well. Ew. Not the best of examples. But Will Turner and Jack Sparrow are so getting it on in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Scene: Will Turner pulls his sword out and shows it to the governor.

Me: "Heh. He pulled out his sword."

Scene: Will and Jack, arguing about how to go about saving Elizabeth, talk in hushed voices in the shadows of the cavern. (Their noses are practically touching.)

Me: "MAKE OUT ALREADY."

Indy and Eva: "What the fuck?"

In other news, my art class was today. We had to do a still life, and the teacher said it was the best I'd ever done. The background is shit, and the pineapple is horrible, but I like it. Yay. She said the fruit looks juicy.

Heh. Juicy fruits.

2003-08-05 @ 12:09 a.m.

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