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The Story of Frodo and Sam Once upon a time, at Halloween, Haley (PiePixie) decided she was going to dress up as a cheerleader. Haley did not like cheerleaders very much, and thought she would mock them for fun. To be a cheerleader, you need fluffy peppy pom-poms, so Haley got herself some nice yellow ones. Some time later, Haley's friend Sagen had an academic bowl tournament and needed official pom-poms. Sagen and Haley named their official pom-poms and mascots Frodo and Sam, because they are in fact dorky fangirls and Frodo/Sam shippers and they don't see anything wrong with that, do you? Do you have a problem with that, huh, punk? Didn't think so. Of course, every official mascot needs an official song, so Haley and Sagen filked one to "The Story of My Old Man" by Good Charlotte. The result was the following, which I came across again today on Word and thought I'd share, and which is hilarious but probably only to Sagen and Haley:THE STORY OF FRODO AND SAM Have you met these two pompoms, the adorable Frodo and Sam? They met one day on Halloween, and never parted again Academic bowl pompoms, they never fail to win And after all the competition, who knows where they’ve been? ~~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of Frodo and Sam Best two pompoms there’s ever been I’m telling you they’ll do anything they can To get in the backseat again, again ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sam is the sweet one who hates to fight Frodo’s a drama queen but that’s alright The peppiest pompoms you’ll ever meet Starting up cheers on every street ~~~~~~~~~~ I remember buzzing in and getting it all right Sam and Frodo celebrated the victory for all of that night Then at semi-finals, we beat them all once more Sorry kids, we’ll see ya later, walk right out that door ~~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of Frodo and Sam Best two pompoms there’s ever been I’m telling you they’ll do anything they can To get in the backseat again, again ~~~~~~~~~~ Sam is the sweet one who hates to fight Frodo’s a drama queen but that’s alright The peppiest pompoms you’ll ever meet Starting up cheers on every street ~~~~~~~~~~ Someday they’ll come to Atlanta to cheer us on Lead us with pep talks and happy songs But right now they’re happy just being themselves Making a home on Sagen’s shelves.
2003-05-07 @ 7:01 p.m. |