Fifty random facts

Some pearls of knowledge just for you, about the person this site is devoted to: me.

1. My name is Haley.

2. I'm 14, and I'm in the 8th grade.

3. I live in Georgia, in a mildly-Hickville-ish town. We just got a Chinese restaurant down the street (yum, take-out), but we still have cows and southern accents.

4. I dance. Yes, I dance in my room to the radio when no one's looking, but also in a dance company. I do mostly ballet, with modern, hip-hop, and tap.

5. I look extremely goofy doing the latter two of those four. Tap makes me look like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and a duck, and hip-hop makes me look spastic. But whatever. It's fun.

6. Because of the first two, ballet and modern, I have very ugly feet. Got a foot fetish? Take a look at these callouses, and you'll be cured for life. My feet are also quite uncooperative and I have had arguements with them, especially Lefty. They always win.

7. I recently went to see Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with my friend Katie and her gay hairdresser, Scott, and recieved my first fancy-pants two-cheek kiss. This made me feel special.

8. I have lots of friends. Really. I do. What? Who told you that? Well, they're wrong! I am not a nerd or a geek! I'm a dork, and sometimes a freak. Get it right.

9. Here, I'll prove it to you. Ask them yourself: Sagen, Amanda, Eva, Indy, Katie C., Katie M., Colleen, Arwen, Keith, Inessa, Bobby, Eden...

10. There's more, but I don't feel like listing them. There's just so many.

11. My favorite websites are of the Damn Hell Ass Kings nature. Click. Explore. Discover the magic that is TWoP and Tomato Nation.

12. You know what I hate? Songs that fade out at the end. Just go ahead and stop, damnit.

13. While we're on the topic of music: I like it. Music, I mean.

14. What kind, you ask. Lots of kinds. I like good music, mostly rock.The only things I honestly can't stand are country (I know, I live in Georgia, sue me) and rap, and I can even stand rap sometimes.

15. I like Jimmy Eat World, Phantom Planet, OK Go, the Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Sum 41, NOFX, the Apples in Stereo, the White Stripes, The Vines, The Hives, Good Charlotte, more more more.

16. I also like to read. Right now I'm reading Sphere by Michael Crichton.

17. I'm saving up (and crossing my fingers for Christmas money) to buy a skateboard. No, I will not kill myself. Will not! Can so!*Plugs ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU

2002-11-17 @ 7:00 p.m.

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