Fangirl Freakout!

Homoerotic undertones can even be found in 9th-grade-required-reading World War II literature! Gene so wants Finny. In a creepy, wearing his clothes and wanting to be him and hating him sometimes kind of way. "A Separate Piece" is what I'm talking about, by the way, and no, I'm not completely shallow. Not all the time. I've told you, it's a gift, my fine-tuned HoYay!dar.

Speaking of which. You will never guess who signed this. *flourishes French fry grease-stained printer paper* CARSON. "GOD." KRESSLEY. I shall cherish it forever. The quick like-omigod version:

Ok. So Indy was at, I kid you not, a Texaco station in Lexington, Virginia, and a cute BMW pulled up beside them, and she thought, "Hmm, I know him from somewhere." Her mom started squealing. So Indy, not even knowing his name, sauntered (Indy saunters) up, shook his hand, and said, "Um, hi, are you that guy from the Queer Eye show?" He said, "Actually, I am." She said, "Oh my gosh, my friend Haley is, like, obsessed with you guys." She was shaking, and he took her hands and said something cute, like, "Calm down, it's ok!" Then Indy's sister came up and just starts petting him. She was petting his arm. Indy said she touched his hair. Jebuslug. So she petted (petted? Is that a word?) him and said, "Oh my god, you're so cool, I love you." Stuff like that. She probably didn't freak him out or anything, she's the coolest. These girls have the best luck, Harry Connick Jr. kissed the sister at his concert once. Anyway, he was wearing a black jacket thing (that's how she described it, a deconstructed blazer perhaps?), shiny boots, and one of his big cool belt buckles. He has really pretty green eyes, Indy says he's gorgeous. After some good PI work by a friend at TWoP, it seems most likely that he was there for an equestrian event of some sort.

He signed the back of a print-out map of Virginia with an unfinished note for me from Indy and a French fry stain on it. It says "Haley, Keep stylin' and keep smilin', xoxo, C Kressley, QE."

*faints*

*is revived long enough to pimp Rufus Wainwright's "Want One" to you*

*faints*

2003-09-29 @ 10:28 p.m.

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