Eyeliner!

I had a faaaabulous evening last night. *Does the dance of having a new show* Just tell me why they can't make it Queer Eye for the Straight GIRL. I want to go shopping with those guys, and then I want to take the hair boy home with me. Hmmph. So after the last fun fashion tip, I watched the BEST MOVIE. Elrond/Agent Smith and Guy Pearce in drag. Doesn't get much better than that, you guys. Now I'll never be able to watch Lord of the Rings or The Matrix without thinking about Hugo Weaving in a sparkly green dress, singing "I Will Survive." Bwah.

Now I'm watching these Justin Timberlake stalkers on MTV. If they can meet Justin, and he's got a freaking fleet of security guys and bodyguards all around him, all the time, it can't be that hard. Right? So I could eventually meet someone famous. Right? Because the closest I've come to talking to a celebrity was...Well, come to think of it, I've never even come close. The White Stripes. I'm going to meet them. Except they already came to Atlanta. Dammit. Ok. Next time, I swear.

Our plan for a Semi-Surprise Sagen Pity Party has been thwarted. We must see Pirates of the Carribean, though. We must. Maybe I should sit between Sagen and Sammie. It's easier to restrain me that way. FellowReviewerAdam says that Johnny Depp is swoonable. This is the reason I belong to the Boys In Makeup ring. Boys just do not wear enough eyeliner these days.

Hrm. I should put eyeliner on Keith.

I had a dream that school started, and I had let summer pass me by. I hope that's not going to happen. I want to feel like I've done something with all this time.

I posted the Saga of the Homophobic Sweetheart on the OTB board, and got some really helpful replies. I'll talk to her soon.

2003-07-16 @ 1:54 p.m.

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