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The Bitch Stays in the Picture. At least for now. Tonight she told the new Irish teacher that old Irish teacher, also known as pregnant princess of the studio, is a fraud and was never in Riverdance. That's right. Video tapes prove nothing, really. Anyway, it's only a matter of time. She is an insufferable psycho horror show and I hope the door smacks her pointy "po-po" on the way out.I have the reddest elbows I have ever seen in my life. Really. What is the deal? If Rudolph was really pale and didn't have reindeer fur but he had elbows, they would look like my elbows. I need little donut pillows for my elbows. Requested a song today. It was through email. They never played it. Damn you, Cincinnati. Last night was better. Tonight the playlist is slipping into odd techno/rock/rap earsores. Basement Jaxx much? Yes, much. I got Indy a CD and a scarf. Red, white, blue, and a different red. Those are Indy colors. Goddamnit. I never drew those pictures for the Indy Book. Farewell, math. The most ridiculous thing I've heard in a while, you ask? You can always hit up Scarborough County on MSNBC for some nice fat old right-wing homophobic white guy action to piss you off. From the mouths of asshats: "DOBSON: I think single mothers, especially raising boys, have a real challenge, because a woman, like it or not, is not-is not equipped to teach a boy how to be a man...A father needs a woman who can take an interest in that child, show her how to do her hair, show her how to be feminine, show her how to walk, show her how to think like a woman." My mom was supposed to teach me how to do my hair?? Well, she sure did a crap job. Or how about this gem? "SCARBOROUGH: Is that really realistic, though, that we would move from gay marriage to polygamy and bestiality and all these other things that Rick Santorum laid out about six months ago? DOBSON: It is absolutely realistic, because you have a situation now where the court is following not the Constitution, but, unbelievably, it is following what’s called common law. And by that, they mean Canadian law and European law." That's right. I knew it all along. Blame Canada! See, to me, all this equating homosexuality to bestiality and polygamy is just plain illogical. Two consenting adults are the same thing as a consenting adult and...a farm animal? Four consenting adults? Let's throw some mail-order brides and a goat or two in there and we can ALL get married! Of course the court will agree to that! It's just stupid. DOBSON: Most homosexuals do not want to be married. What they want are all the benefits of marriage, and to destroy marriage as we have known it, and then to make marriage kind of a contract between two people, without the state being involved. Yep. Damn homos are out to destroy marriage. And schools and the media and your children and your grandmother and your wardrobe and your cities. They're a virtual army of non-breeders, I tell ya. Just like the Crab People. *eyes roll, fall out of head* Alright. Lil' Mr. Soapbox is going back under the bed for now. 2003-12-12 @ 1:02 a.m. |